Sanksgivink

so i was the only person Eligible for time and a half pay yesterday; i was the only one who had worked the past five mondays in a row and could hold my breath for over two minutes.
but since i had i dinner to go to, Bob had me open the store instead of him (which subsequently led to Garrett having to close the store and miss his dinner which made me feel like a right asshole).
Bob had to come in for an hour to place the order for wednesday, but before he left, he handed me a bottle of wine.
and not a cheap one either.
he said: "hkere, man. Happy Sanksgivink. Jus' don' tell anyone; i'll get in trouble!"
what a guy.
He stole me a bottle of wine for Sanksgivink.