So this dumbshit-no-smarter-than-a-bag-of-hammers-fuck-up girl had her last day at the storeon saturday.
she's going to go work at the French Maid as a "server" to make mo' monies.
but god damn i wanted to punch her in the face last shift. i had no idea a person could degrade herself to such a pathetic state. she was full on embarrassing the store by being there. cuddling up to me like a kitten while i'm trying to serve customers, playing Facebook games while i have a lineup of 4 people while proclaiming "fucking shit, i lost again," and sitting down on the stock cart begging people to pull her around.
jesus christ.
so i got a slip of paper and started writing on it, knowing full well she'd take it from me to see what i was up to.
upon opening it, she found a single bold word i'd addressed to her:
CUNT
not very standupish, but very satisfying when she realized i knew she'd ask for the paper. for a moment, and only a moment, she was actually offended.
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Well fucking done, sir!
ReplyDeleteWhile there is a time for gentlemannery, this was indeed not the time. You accurately predicted a social discourse and called her on it in the only way you could incur a reaction. To that, I applaud.
Bra fucking vo my friend that deserves a slow clap building to a standing ovation.
ReplyDelete*clap*clap*
I would have loved to have seen her face.
ReplyDeleteYou sir, are epic.