Today's post is ALSO brought to you by the letter "C"

So this dumbshit-no-smarter-than-a-bag-of-hammers-fuck-up girl had her last day at the storeon saturday.
she's going to go work at the French Maid as a "server" to make mo' monies.
but god damn i wanted to punch her in the face last shift. i had no idea a person could degrade herself to such a pathetic state. she was full on embarrassing the store by being there. cuddling up to me like a kitten while i'm trying to serve customers, playing Facebook games while i have a lineup of 4 people while proclaiming "fucking shit, i lost again," and sitting down on the stock cart begging people to pull her around.
jesus christ.

so i got a slip of paper and started writing on it, knowing full well she'd take it from me to see what i was up to.
upon opening it, she found a single bold word i'd addressed to her:

CUNT

not very standupish, but very satisfying when she realized i knew she'd ask for the paper. for a moment, and only a moment, she was actually offended.

Today's post is brought to you by the letter "C"

I'm working on a play about sales (don't ask) and I just came to realize the secret to mass beer sales! It's the letter "C", or the sound "k-" if you like.

What products have the highest volume of sale? Canadian, Kokanee, Coors, Corona...

Even to a lesser extent, Alexander Keith's, Lucky, Black Ice, Old Milwaukee, Rickard's, Big Rock, Heineken, Pilsner Urquell...

No wonder no one buys Sleeman's.